If Only You Knew

studentlifenetwork:

I can’t even. I don’t. What — how do I put this? MEET JUSTIN BIEBER. CONTEST. ENTER NOW. http://bit.ly/OMG-Bieber

Ok ok ok. Look. You and a friend (who clearly will henceforth OWE YOU BIG TIME) could win tickets to Justin Bieber’s concert on July 25th at the Air Canada Centre, plus airfare to Toronto and hotel accommodation. But more importantly, you’d get Meet & Greet passes. I KNOW. I almost didn’t want to tell you guys, I was totally in the process of figuring out how to sneak these passes out of the laser-beam-protected glass case we’re keeping them in at the office. But, turns out that would get me fired. Lucky for you..

Speaking of luck, if you get all your rabbits’ feet and 4-leaf clovers together in a pile and cross your fingers until they go numb, you’ll be just about ready to enter the contest. Enter to meet Justin here: http://bit.ly/OMG-Bieber

adventuresincowardice:

It doesn’t matter which way you turn, you’re never more than 5 minutes away from a Tim Hortons. 

-Jason

evanpeterzass:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful

I don’t think you understand how hard I cried

I was never good enough at it. I was never an “it girl”, and I will never have “it.”

I used to hope for death but now I just have hope. Everyone has potential.

rohl5:

Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?

Because i do.

Mouth watering…..

cosmo tip #21

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”